Thursday, 19 November 2009

The Dog Days Are (Nearly) Over


Four thousand seven hundred and seventy three words into my dissertation. Somehow I have only managed to write Melanie Sykes' name three times.
Can you tell I'm all about writing the numbers nowadays,tha' knows it bumps up your word count.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Exotic Plug Sockets

Just Afew New Images n tings


Peggy Sue - Once We Were Strangers. Big Up !!!


Some Facts And That.


An Image From Egypt.

TRUST !!

Forget Frost/Nixon...

..Here's Ferguson/Casson.

A battle of wit,humor and sex appeal.
For my Learning Proposal I decided to stage a Television Interview.
Strongly influenced by Man to Man with Dean Learner and Bang Bang Reeves & Mortimer, I wanted it to be very low quality and humorous. Although, as with all things illustration it needed as much content as context.

Enjoy

Part I...

video

Part II....

video

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Bonnie + Clyde

Apparently more than just a Beyonce and Jay-Z song...

..."Bonnie + Clyde were famous bank robbers. Little did these loverbirds know The Royal Bank of Scotland would never be the same again."

Spaghetti Western


"This is recognised as evidence of the first ever "blind date". Ironically between a Cowboy man and an Indian fellow. They ate spaghetti."

(Learning) Proposal Schmosal

We have to write a learning proposal 'that confirms the design issues I am addressing in Level 6'. Level 6 is the 3rd year of university not a level on Max Payne or some other Playstation game. I just want to have a laugh with my work and push it a far as possible, by blogging . So i guess i just produce as much work as possible...

Whatever happened to them guerilla gig's NME used to bum off ?


Translation : 3 people have escaped from prison

I miss me mum's Roast Dinners


Cliche Nick Griffin Post

If this tool wants people (real people not the idiots that are obviously already under his spell) to vote and to take him seriously, then surely he needs to start talking policies and reacting to more broad political news rather than just immigration, as its wearing abit thin now.Like John and Edward on X-factor....


...only thing is I'd vote for them.

Sometimes I Wonder How....

...The Sun Newspaper would present the utter tripe of celebrity 'goss' if the paparazzi didn't exist.
Hmmm...




...I wish

Hallowe'en

Last night was the American holiday Hallowe'en, in which everyone in England gets dressed up for this largely secular event, to go trick or treating or watch films. On the other hand alot of people see it as a great excuse to get very drunk and show themselves up. A young fellow I unfortunately didn't catch the name of, dressed at some kind of Roman Soldier, approached me last night and basically quizzed me on my knowledge of the newsagents I live above. I answered to the best of my knowledge but the boy got very angry, very quickly and told my friends and I we were 'losers', with emphasis on the 'o' weather that was his spin on it or the vast amount of wkd's the young child may have had, I'm unsure.

"You lot are loooosers, I'm going to get... my friends and we are going to come back... to you. You never even go to Harlequins." Harlequins is a kebab shop down the road from me which has a couple of the same members as staff as the newsagents. Incredible. Probably the greatest argument I've decided not to get involved in. After moments of waiting outside the now prolific venue, Harlequins, the pre-pubescent cretin never came back.
Happy Halloween